Bird Box: A Critical Review by Lou Brolic

Keith Jardine finally made it. After years of getting punched and kicked in the head and body, he is officially a Hollywood veteran. I haven’t even realized how awesome this guy is because he was in two of the greatest works of entertainment history, Breaking Bad and John Wick. And we all know, that John Wick was one of Keanu Reeve’s greatest performances ever. That guy is amazing.

Continue reading “Bird Box: A Critical Review by Lou Brolic”

Lou Brolic reads you the news… Propaganda is back!

Fellow bros, prepare yourselves for the epic intro of an insane manifesto…

Society is not the evolution of a master race, but rather the master ideology which will then lead to the evolution of the master race. This is because within every modern society, there is a political or empirical hierarchy. Within society’s master plan to engrain within every one of us a superior ideology, society requires tools to further enable our evolution. For example, society has often used religion as a tool to embed its respective society’s social, legal, moral, and ethical values (among others). But religion may not be society’s most sinister method of coercion…

Continue reading “Lou Brolic reads you the news… Propaganda is back!”

Lou Brolic is powered by artificial intelligence (AI)

There have been recent developments in the world where artificial intelligence has played the prominent role in the death of a human being. Shots fired (CONTACT! CONTACT! CONTACT!!!). Continue reading “Lou Brolic is powered by artificial intelligence (AI)”

Lou Brolic reads you the news

There were a few events that transpired so far this weekend that will merit discussion for the next few weeks, months, and even the years to come. First off yours truly, Lou Brolic, accomplished two truly monumental tasks. The most important accomplishment was that I walked into the gym and pulled 405 US pounds off the floor after nearly three months of rest and rehabilitation. If you’re not a bro, please feel free to skip or zone out these next few sentences.

Continue reading “Lou Brolic reads you the news”