John Wick: He Killed Everybody

He killed everybody. An action film genre that is often overlooked but easily defined. He killed everybody can be defined as an action film where we sympathize with the perceived wrong done to the protagonist. The protagonist then proceeds to bathe in the blood of the corpses of anyone who was even remotely associated with the antagonist. Unfortunately, my definition of the genre should not be held as the industry standard despite my lengthy formal education as a master of business administration.

Instant credibility
Instant credibility

A little background regarding the circumstances of why I saw this film: The Matrix trilogy was arguably the best trilogy that I’ve ever seen and because I watched it during the formative years of my late teens, I am a big fan of Keanu Reeves. Furthermore, I was also a fan of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure when I was but a young child. So in short, I was pretty fucking lame as a kid. Continue reading “John Wick: He Killed Everybody”

Welcome to Camelot

Many of you may be wondering why you are here. It’s almost as if you woke up from a bad dream and cannot recognize the environment that you are in. And that’s okay. What? Where? When? Why? How? The only relevant question is “Who?”

I am Lou Brolic!

Mike is DANIEL JURIS!!!

And WE INVENTED SARCASM!!!!!!!!!!

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